A character in Really Big Shrimp

Lula quotes from Really Big Shrimp

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Really Big Shrimp: in 3 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Eric Punches Drake (2), Helen (2)

Scenes with Lula

3 scenes
Audrey
[hears doorbell; talking about Helen and Lula]

Walter, they're here.

Walter

Ooh. [walks before the front door]

Megan

Dad, are you sure about this?

Walter

Yes. And we are doing a very nice thing for a sweet old lady. [Lula breaks the door in]

Lula

Where's the bathroom?!

Audrey

Did you just break our door in?!

Lula

I rang the doorbell, waited 25 seconds, no one answered, what I supposed to do?

Josh

You could've rang the doorbell, again.

Lula
[to Helen]

Who's that boy with a big head that looks like a tooth pick with a cantaloupe on top? [Megan laughs and Josh give her a furious look]

Megan

What, am I going to pretend that wasn't funny?

Helen

That's Josh, [introduces everyone else] That's Drake, I prefer him. That's Megan, that's Audrey, and this is...[forgets who Walter is]

Walter

Walter!

Lula

Great, now where's the bathroom?!

Audrey

Right through that door.

Lula

Well, thank you for finally giving me that information! [walks into bathroom and slams door]

Audrey

Is she always so--

Helen

Buh-bye! [goes away]

Megan

I can't believe that lady is staying in our guest room for a week.

Walter

No, she's staying in your room.

Megan

What?!

Audrey

You'll be staying in the boys' room.

Josh

This is an outrage!

Drake

What are we gonna stay?

Walter
[to Drake and Josh]

Your room is huge. The three of you will be fine for a week.

Megan

Aw, this is horrible.

Walter

It's not that bad.

Crazy Steve

Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in...

Lula
[annoyed]

I know how to breathe!

Crazy Steve
[screaming]

JUST DO WHAT I SAY!

Lula
[scared]

Okay.

Crazy Steve

Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out...

Lula
[annoyed]

I know how to breathe!

Crazy Steve
[screaming]

JUST DO WHAT I SAY!

Lula
[scared]

Okay.

Eric

What did you do!?

Craig

I just plugged in the 5-K!

Helen

I'll PLUG IN YOUR 5-K!!! [grabs Craig's head]

Craig
[screams]

She's got my head! She's got my head! She's got my head! [others take Helen off of him]

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