Alan quotes from Really Big Shrimp

What do you think?

Uh, well....

I hate it!

You hate it?

Yeah, that's not even my song. What'd you do to it?

Uh, we just had our best mixers and producers work on it 6 days straight. It's great.

But it's not the song you said you like.

Yeah, it is. It's just been improved.

No, it's been ruined!

Drake...

Look, don't "Drake" me! They can't do that to my song!

Sure, we can. We have a signed contract that gives us complete creative control.

Look, no, you don't! I didn't sign any contract.

Your manager did.

You signed a contract?

Uh...

We'll let you guys discuss this privately.

Don't be mad...

OH, I AM WAY PAST MAD!

I made a mistake.

How could you sign away creative control of my song?!

I was mesmerized by a giant shrimp!

You didn't read the contract, did you? How could you sign a contract without reading it?!

He said it was the standard stuff.

OH my god!

M-M-M-Maybe I can fix this, alright? I'll go talk to Alan as your manager.

No, you won't!

Look, maybe I could fix--

No, you're not my manager anymore, alright?! YOU'RE FIRED! I mean it!

Man, I have a headache.

Which 1 of you switched the song?

I did.

I did.

We both did! Okay?

Well, guess what. There's rules and laws about television broadcasting. We can turn you into the FCC for what you did!

Yup, you guys could be in a lot of trouble. [smiles] But you're not.

We're not?

They're not?

What are you?

In the last 24 hours, we've gotten over 30,000 emails and phone calls from fans wanting to buy your song. This morning, we made the song available on the Spin City Website. There were so many downloads, it crashed our server. Drake Parker, I think you're about to have yourself a #1 hit.

Okay, wait a second. These guys just totally scammed us, and you're gonna reward them for it?

They had to scam us, 'cause you tried to ruined a very good song. Which is why you're fired!

What!? [Drake and Josh smile] You can't fire me! Our wives play golf together.

Your wife cheats. Now, get out! [Alan storms away]