Audrey: [hears doorbell; talking about Helen and Lula] Walter, they're here.
Walter: Ooh. [walks before the front door]
Megan: Dad, are you sure about this?
Walter: Yes. And we are doing a very nice thing for a sweet old lady. [Lula breaks the door in]
Lula: Where's the bathroom?!
Audrey: Did you just break our door in?!
Lula: I rang the doorbell, waited 25 seconds, no one answered, what I supposed to do?
Josh: You could've rang the doorbell, again.
Lula: [to Helen] Who's that boy with a big head that looks like a tooth pick with a cantaloupe on top? [Megan laughs and Josh give her a furious look]
Megan: What, am I going to pretend that wasn't funny?
Helen: That's Josh, [introduces everyone else] That's Drake, I prefer him. That's Megan, that's Audrey, and this is...[forgets who Walter is]
Walter: Walter!
Lula: Great, now where's the bathroom?!
Audrey: Right through that door.
Lula: Well, thank you for finally giving me that information! [walks into bathroom and slams door]
Audrey: Is she always so--
Helen: Buh-bye! [goes away]
Megan: I can't believe that lady is staying in our guest room for a week.
Walter: No, she's staying in your room.
Megan: What?!
Audrey: You'll be staying in the boys' room.
Drake, Josh and Megan: What?!
Josh: This is an outrage!
Drake: What are we gonna stay?
Walter: [to Drake and Josh] Your room is huge. The three of you will be fine for a week.
Megan: Aw, this is horrible.
Walter: It's not that bad.
Walter: Ooh. [walks before the front door]
Megan: Dad, are you sure about this?
Walter: Yes. And we are doing a very nice thing for a sweet old lady. [Lula breaks the door in]
Lula: Where's the bathroom?!
Audrey: Did you just break our door in?!
Lula: I rang the doorbell, waited 25 seconds, no one answered, what I supposed to do?
Josh: You could've rang the doorbell, again.
Lula: [to Helen] Who's that boy with a big head that looks like a tooth pick with a cantaloupe on top? [Megan laughs and Josh give her a furious look]
Megan: What, am I going to pretend that wasn't funny?
Helen: That's Josh, [introduces everyone else] That's Drake, I prefer him. That's Megan, that's Audrey, and this is...[forgets who Walter is]
Walter: Walter!
Lula: Great, now where's the bathroom?!
Audrey: Right through that door.
Lula: Well, thank you for finally giving me that information! [walks into bathroom and slams door]
Audrey: Is she always so--
Helen: Buh-bye! [goes away]
Megan: I can't believe that lady is staying in our guest room for a week.
Walter: No, she's staying in your room.
Megan: What?!
Audrey: You'll be staying in the boys' room.
Drake, Josh and Megan: What?!
Josh: This is an outrage!
Drake: What are we gonna stay?
Walter: [to Drake and Josh] Your room is huge. The three of you will be fine for a week.
Megan: Aw, this is horrible.
Walter: It's not that bad.
Audrey : [hears doorbell; talking about Helen and Lula] Walter, they're here.
Walter : Ooh. [walks before the front door]
Megan : Dad, are you sure about this?
Walter : Yes. And we are doing a very nice thing for a sweet old lady. [Lula breaks the door in]
Lula : Where's the bathroom?!
Audrey : Did you just break our door in?!
Lula : I rang the doorbell, waited 25 seconds, no one answered, what I supposed to do?
Josh : You could've rang the doorbell, again.
Lula : [to Helen] Who's that boy with a big head that looks like a tooth pick with a cantaloupe on top? [Megan laughs and Josh give her a furious look]
Megan : What, am I going to pretend that wasn't funny?
Helen : That's Josh, [introduces everyone else] That's Drake, I prefer him. That's Megan, that's Audrey, and this is... [forgets who Walter is]
Walter : Walter!
Lula : Great, now where's the bathroom?!
Audrey : Right through that door.
Lula : Well, thank you for finally giving me that information! [walks into bathroom and slams door]
Audrey : Is she always so--
Helen : Buh-bye! [goes away]
Megan : I can't believe that lady is staying in our guest room for a week.
Walter : No, she's staying in your room.
Megan : What?!
Audrey : You'll be staying in the boys' room.
Drake, Josh and Megan : What?!
Josh : This is an outrage!
Drake : What are we gonna stay?
Walter : [to Drake and Josh] Your room is huge. The three of you will be fine for a week.
Megan : Aw, this is horrible.
Walter : It's not that bad.
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