Ratatouille quotes

90 total quotes

Horst
Linguini
Opening lines
RÃ©my
Skinner

View Quote [on TV-broadcast] Amusing title: "Anyone Can Cook". What's even more amusing is that Gusteau actually seems to believe it. I, on the other hand, take cooking seriously, and no, I don't think anyone can do it.

View Quote I hate to be rude, but we're French.

View Quote Now shut up and eat your garbage.

View Quote Your sleeves look like you threw up on them!

View Quote I don't handle pressure very well, and that's not good for me, and for the people around me, too.

View Quote [as Texan, on ad] Ideals? If Chef Fancy-Pants had any "ideals", you think I'd be hawkin' barbeque over here!

View Quote [Linguini has trapped R?my in a jar]
Linguini: What should I do now?
Skinner: Kill it!
Linguini: Now?
Skinner: No, not in the kitchen! Are you mad?

View Quote [Yelling out orders to the other rats] Team three will be handling fish! Team four: roasted items! Team five: grill! Team six: sauces! Get to your stations, go, go, go!

View Quote R?my: He's your son?!
Gusteau: I have a son?!
R?my: How could you not know?!
Gusteau: I-I am a figment of your imagination! You did not know, how could I?

View Quote [Linguini walks in door of kitchen] Welcome to hell.

View Quote [Health inspector walks in on the rat colony, stares in shock for a moment, then runs away]
R?my: Stop that health inspector!
Django: Delta team, go, go, go!

View Quote [Series of scenes in which he explains why he "did time"] I defrauded a major corporation.

View Quote Thanks, little chef.

View Quote I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.

View Quote [Django and Ã‰mile have just rescued R?my]
Django: Where are you going?
R?my: Back to the restaurant! They'll fail without me!
Django: Why do you care?
R?my: Because I'm a cook!