[In Game Central Station, a new plug is inserted, and the sign above reads "Wi-Fi"]

"Whiffey"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game.

It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.

Yeah, that’s what I said.

And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop and play games and socialize.

Ooh, fun!

[the Surge Protector appears]

No, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". [chuckles, but no one responds.] That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. [puts police tape around the entrance] It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!