The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 2004 quotes, page 3

63 quotes · 7 characters
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) poster
Characters
Lily 13 quotes
Joe Héctor Elizondo · 7 quotes
Security Guard Lionel Erik Bragg · 5 quotes
Lilly Moscovitz Heather Matarazzo · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Princess Mia Thermopolis & Queen Clarisse Renaldi (14), Queen Clarisse Renaldi & Nicholas Devereaux (7), Princess Mia Thermopolis & Nicholas Devereaux (7)

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement quotes

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Brigitte
[Mia is talking to Nicholas in the hallway]

She needs to get ready for the party.

Brigitta

She's busy.

Lily

Lenny, Squiggy, zip it!

Charlotte
[Mia, Lily, Clarisse, Charlotte, and Joe are going through a slideshow of possible husbands for Mia]

Baron Johann Klemp.

No, not appropriate. He's a complusive gambler.

Mia
[A picture of Prince William appears] [gasps]

Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!

Charlotte
[giggles]

Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.

Mia
[disappointed]

Oh.

Joe

If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?

Charlotte
[dreamily]

I just love to look at him.

Me too.

Mia

Mmm-hmm.

Joe

Your Majesty!

Charlotte

Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. Uh, no title, but good family.

Lily

What about the title "husband?"

Mia

Yeah, he's cute.

Joe

His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.

Right on.

No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer. Next. [slideshow continues] Too old. Too young.

Lily
[to Mia]

Does this popcorn taste like pears?

Mia

Mmmm. Genovian specialty.

Joe

Arrested too many times.

Wait, no. We need someone titled. Someone who can help you run a country without ego getting in the way. Someone attractive, smart, but not arrogant. Someone with compassion...

Mia

Someone like him? [points to Andrew’s picture]

Yes! Someone very much like him. Good choice, Mia! I wonder I didn't think of him before!

Charlotte

Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kennelwith.

Lily
[admiringly]

Oh.

Mia
[unsure]

Well, he looks... decent.

Guard (announcing)
[Princess Aimee tugs on guard's sleeve, when he bends down, she whispers something, he looks embarrassed as he stands.]

Princess Aimee has to go potty!
[Brigitte and Brigitta hurry over to take Aimee to the bathroom]

[Queen Clarisse and Nicholas have been discussing why Mia should or shouldn't be Queen, and Clarisse tells Nicholas what a wonderful person Mia is.]

I know that.

You do?

Yes. Yes, I do, but-- well, how can one rule the people, if one does not know the people?

Touché. That's a very good question.

[Paolo has done Mia's hair in a very bizarre style]

I look like a moose.

Paolo

But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'

I have antlers!

Paolo

WHAAAAA!

Lily
[sees Nicholas]

My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guilderstern, come with me.