Lily quotes from The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guilderstern, come with me.

Lenny, Squiggy, ZIP IT!

I can announce myself: Lily Moscovitz!

I'll cover for you. Go, Rapunzel, go!

I'd like to tell her what she can do with her eggs.

I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink.

Oh, by the way, I'm getting married!

To who?

I don't know.

Nicholas Devereaux

I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.

Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.

Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you.

Nicholas Devereaux

Pleasure.

Baron Johann Klemp.

No, not appropriate. He's a complusive gambler.

Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!

Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.

Oh.

If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?

I just love to look at him.

Me too.

Mmm-hmm.

Your Majesty!

Next?

Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. Uh, no title, but good family.

What about the title "husband?"

Yeah, he's cute.

His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.

Right on.

No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer. Next. [slideshow continues] Too old. Too young.

Does this popcorn taste like pears?

Mmmm. Genovian specialty.

Arrested too many times.

Wait, no. We need someone titled. Someone who can help you run a country without ego getting in the way. Someone attractive, smart, but not arrogant. Someone with compassion...

Someone like him? [points to Andrew’s picture]

Yes! Someone very much like him. Good choice, Mia! I wonder I didn't think of him before!

Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kennelwith.

Oh.

Well, he looks... decent.

She needs to get ready for the party.

She's busy.

Lenny, Squiggy, zip it!

Look out your window.

Why? What's going on?

Just look out your window! Prince Charming is throwing pebbles!

What're you doing?

Nicholas

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.

The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.

So what does he want?

He wants me to climb down the vine.

Well, do you want to?

Yes!

So go!

It's a recipe for disaster!

Do something impulsive for once in your life. You're getting married. Do you want a regular bachelorette party with twelve screaming girls? Or do you want a stroll in the moonlight with your almost Prince Charming?

Keep your eggs sunny side up!

I'd like to tell her what she can do with her eggs, she can--

Lily. Could we have a moment alone?