The Princess Bride quotes

105 total quotes

Buttercup
Count Rugen
Fezzik
Grandpa

View Quote Hear this now: I will always come for you.

View Quote You mock my pain!

View Quote There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. T'would be a pity to damage yours.

View Quote You mocked me once; never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care!

View Quote [Repeated line] Inconceivable!

View Quote This is true love. You think this happens every day?

View Quote Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

View Quote [In response to Inigo asking if he has six fingers on his right hand] Do you always begin conversations this way?

View Quote [Repeated line] As you wish.

View Quote [as Westley is preparing to fight Humperdinck] Do you promise not to hurt him?!

View Quote Pick up a rock, hide behind the boulder and wait for the man in black. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

View Quote [reading] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you."

View Quote When I was your age, "television" was called "books".

View Quote [after being asked to read the story again] As you wish.

View Quote Isn't that a wonderful beginning?