The Princess Bride quotes

105 total quotes

Inigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley

View Quote I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

View Quote You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!

View Quote Westley: Hear this now, I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love. You think this happens every day?

View Quote I only dog paddle.

View Quote We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

View Quote [When surrounded by Humperdinck's guards]
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well - I accept.

View Quote [After being tied to a chair and discovering that Westley is too weak to walk] I knew he was bluffing.

View Quote Prince Humperdinck: For the last time, surrender!
Westley: Death first!!
Buttercup: [to the Prince] Do you promise not to hurt him?
Prince Humperdinck and Westley: What was that?

View Quote [Humperdinck orders Yellin to form a brute squad and clear out the Thieves' Den.]
Yellin: It won't be easy.
Humperdink: Try ruling the world some time.

View Quote [reacting to being told that "his way" involves hitting Westley with a rock] My way's not very sportsmanlike.

View Quote [after Inigo repeats his revenge speech several times] Stop saying that!

View Quote [to Westley, in reference to Prince Humperdinck] He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you.

View Quote [To an unconscious Fezzik] I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the mean time, rest well and dream of large women.

View Quote Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

View Quote Drop...your...sword.