The Princess Bride quotes

105 total quotes

Inigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley

View Quote It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

View Quote You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!

View Quote Westley: Hear this now, I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love. You think this happens every day?

View Quote We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

View Quote I only dog paddle.

View Quote [When surrounded by Humperdinck's guards]
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well - I accept.

View Quote Prince Humperdinck: For the last time, surrender!
Westley: Death first!!
Buttercup: [to the Prince] Do you promise not to hurt him?
Prince Humperdinck and Westley: What was that?

View Quote [Humperdinck orders Yellin to form a brute squad and clear out the Thieves' Den.]
Yellin: It won't be easy.
Humperdink: Try ruling the world some time.

View Quote [To an unconscious Fezzik] I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the mean time, rest well and dream of large women.

View Quote [After being tied to a chair and discovering that Westley is too weak to walk] I knew he was bluffing.

View Quote [reacting to being told that "his way" involves hitting Westley with a rock] My way's not very sportsmanlike.

View Quote [after Inigo repeats his revenge speech several times] Stop saying that!

View Quote [to Westley, in reference to Prince Humperdinck] He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you.

View Quote You mock my pain!

View Quote Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.