Captain Hector Barbossa quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Captain Hector Barbossa

I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men...

Captain Armando Salazar

No, no, no, no! Men, no! Pirates! (flashback of Salazar's past plays) Pirates had infected the seas for generations, taking the life of my father and his father before him. So I vowed to end this plague once and for all. And that's what I did. I destroyed dozens of ships.

Smyth. Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know someone called Smyth?

Captain Hector Barbossa

Shut your trap.

What was her name? It's right on the tip of me tongue.

Captain Hector Barbossa

Do you want to lose that tongue?

Margaret Smyth. [Chuckles] Aye. Should we make an accord, then? Or shall I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?

Captain Hector Barbossa

We both take this secret to our graves.

You mean it is true? I was bluffing.

Captain Hector Barbossa

I'm not!

You kill me, you got nothing to bargain the dead with. So you need me. [Barbossa puts down his sword] I'll have to be frank, Hector. You are very, very ugly. [Barbossa glares at Jack] So how could you produce a fetching creature such as that?

Captain Hector Barbossa

Margaret died. I summoned as much honor as a worthless blaggard ever could. I placed the infant in an orphanage, never to see her again. I thought the ruby might afford her some ease in life, but I never imagined she'd take those scribblings and make a life of her own, a life that's led her back to me.

I'd say this puts me in a rather favorable position, Daddy.

Captain Hector Barbossa

You tell me what you want.

I want me compass, 216 barrels of rum...and the monkey.

Captain Hector Barbossa

You want Jack??

Dinner. I want to eat him, I want to eat that monkey...

Captain Hector Barbossa

No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood. And the Trident will be mine.

Carina

Who am I to you?

Captain Hector Barbossa

Treasure.