Lampwick quotes from Pinocchio (2022)

View Quote Coachman: Your conscience is the last thing you want to take to Pleasure Island.
Pinocchio: Pleasure Island? Is that where you're going?
Lampwick: You bet your sweet patootie that's where we're going. It's the greatest joy joint in the world. No cops, no parents, no rules. You can tear the place apart and nobody says a word.

View Quote [Pinocchio and Lampwick are hanging out in a pool hall on Pleasure Island, alone together]
Lampwick: Now we're talking. Am I great or what?
Pinocchio: It's awfully quiet. Where do you suppose all the kids went, Lampy?
Lampwick: They're around here somewhere. What do you care? They're all losers anyway. Four in the corner. Oh! Look at that. Another perfect shot, if I do say so myself.

View Quote Lampwick: Hey, Slats, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. How come you didn't bust any of them cuckoo clocks? Any real kid would love to smash those clocks.
Pinocchio: It just didn't feel right.
Lampwick: [laughs] Listen to Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. Well, I guess you ain't transformed into a complete jerk yet. [chuckles]
Pinocchio: I don't want to be a jerk. I want to be a real boy.
Lampwick: [scoffs] The way you're going, you might make it to half a real boy. It looks to me like you still got a conscience inside of you.
[Jiminy chirps into the billiard hall]
Pinocchio: I wish I still did had a conscience.
Jiminy: Pinocchio!

View Quote Pinocchio: I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make a shot.
Lampwick: Get over it. Everybody's knows psyching out your opponent is a great strategy. You gotta do what you gotta do to win.
Pinocchio: You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.
Lampwick: Come on. To hear you talk, you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us. [suddenly sprouts some donkey ears; Pinocchio gasps and pushes his root beer away] Conscience, right. [sprouts a donkey tail] What a crock.
Pinocchio: Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your…
Lampwick: What do I look like to you? [turns and faces him, now with a donkey head] A jackass? [brays]
Pinocchio: [gasps; laughs] You sure are… [brays as he covers his mouth]
Lampwick: Hey, you sound just like a donkey… [brays] Did that come out of me?
Pinocchio: [horrified] Uh-huh.
Lampwick: [looks at his reflection in the mirror, seeing he's half-human and half-donkey, breathes heavily, then whimpers, finally realizing, and screams in horror; brays] Help! Somebody help me! I've been double-crossed! I've been played! [rushes over to Pinocchio and grabs him; desperately] Help me, please! Anybody! Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please! [let goes of him as his hands start turning into hooves] MAMA! MAMA!
[Pinocchio backs up against the wall and watches in horror as Lampwick is fully turned into a donkey from his shadow]