“I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make...” – Pinocchio, Pinocchio (2022) ... Movie Quotes Database

Pinocchio

I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make a shot.

Lampwick

Get over it. Everybody's knows psyching out your opponent is a great strategy. You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

Pinocchio

You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.

Lampwick

Come on. To hear you talk, you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us. [suddenly sprouts some donkey ears; Pinocchio gasps and pushes his root beer away] Conscience, right. [sprouts a donkey tail] What a crock.

Pinocchio

Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your…

Lampwick

What do I look like to you? [turns and faces him, now with a donkey head] A jackass? [brays]

Pinocchio

[gasps; laughs]

You sure are… [brays as he covers his mouth]

Lampwick

Hey, you sound just like a donkey… [brays] Did that come out of me?

Pinocchio

[horrified]

Uh-huh.

Lampwick

[looks at his reflection in the mirror, seeing he's half-human and half-donkey, breathes heavily, then whimpers, finally realizing, and screams in horror; brays]

Help! Somebody help me! I've been double-crossed! I've been played! [rushes over to Pinocchio and grabs him; desperately] Help me, please! Anybody! Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please! [let goes of him as his hands start turning into hooves] MAMA! MAMA!
[Pinocchio backs up against the wall and watches in horror as Lampwick is fully turned into a donkey from his shadow]

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