Red : Seriously! I know this sounds weird but can we be best friends? Just us? Forreal? Dale : I think we should ALL be best friends! Red : We should be! You guys ARE my best friends. We shared a moment. Saul : You guys are like, both of my best friends and you didn't even know it but now you know it and we'll all be best friends! Dale : You know what we should get?! You know those hearts that break up and it's like, "BEST FRIENDS"? We should get like, a 3-way one of those, man! Saul : (while Dale is talking) 3-way! 3-way! Red : I don't even know if they ****ing MAKE those! Dale : We should make the first ones! Saul : 3-way! I want the middle piece though! It'll be crooked on both sides!

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