Jerry Landers
You don't control our lives?!
God
I gave you a world and everything in it. It's all up to you.
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God You're right.
Jerry Landers I am?
God Tell you the honest truth, I thought about it for five days and did the whole job in one.
Jerry Landers How can you permit all the suffering that goes on in the world?
God Ah, how can I permit the suffering?
Jerry Landers Yeah!
God I don't permit the suffering, you do. Free will. All the choices are yours.
Bobbie Landers Oh, God "doesn't care about religion"?
Jerry Landers Well, that's what He said.
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