Jerry Landers
I don't belong to any church!
God
[speaking through an intercom] Neither do I.
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Jerry Landers You want me to tell people I've spoken with God?
God [speaking through Jerry's car radio] Yes.
Jerry Landers They'll put me away.
God [speaking through Jerry's car radio] You can do it, it's only one message. Moses had to handle ten.
Jerry Landers B-but you gave him tablets.
God He had a bad memory.
God Come take a look.
Jerry Landers I can't. I'm naked.
God You think I don't know what you got? That was another little goof of mine: shame. I don't know why I thought we needed shame.
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