[arriving to "The Scream" for his date]
You are too fine to be giving me curbside service!
What are you talking about leaving? We just got here!
No, you just got here, I've been waiting for you for almost an hour!
Hey, now they say anticipation helps make the appetite grow stronger, if you know what I mean.
Anticipate the night alone.
Hey, hey, let's just have a meal together! Why you leaving? Hey-what, do you want me to beg you?! I get down on my knees! I'm begging in front of all these people! You think I care that all these people are watching? I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!!! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT I WAS LATE, AND I'M SORRY!!! My car ran out of gas! I needed fresh drawers! My mother's sick! The car broke down on the street! I'm so sorry!
No, listen, you gotta hear me out! Now, I am sorry! I don't know why this happened tonight! Of all nights, this has to happen to me tonight! WHYYYY?!
Okay.
WHYYYYYY?!
Okay!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Okay, okay, okay!!!
[instantly changes mood]
Okay good, let's eat! I am SO hungry. Hey, don't let the tears fool you, I'm a tooth chipper.
