“Now, here are the contracts. You put his name at the top and uh......” – Driftwood, Night at the Opera, A ... Movie Quotes Database

Driftwood

Now, here are the contracts. You put his name at the top and uh... you sign at the bottom. There's no need of you reading that because these are duplicates.

Fiorello

Yeah, these are duplicates. [Fiorello looking at the contract] Duplicates, huh?

Driftwood

I say they are duplicates!

Fiorello

Sure. These are duplicates.

Driftwood

Don't you know what duplicates are?

Fiorello

Sure. There's five kids up in Canada.

Driftwood

Well, I wouldn't know about that. I haven't been in Canada in years.

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