How do you expect to get the President alone?

I'm gonna kidnap him... I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States.

[laughs]

The Secret Service will never leave you alone.

I'm your father! How do you expect me to react to this?! I can't let you ruin your life!

It's unthinkable. All you had to do was read my book-- you should have read my book!

Exactly how do you plan on doing this?

I was thinking Mt. Vernon.

What?!

(with realization)

Ooohhh!

I'm in.