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Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
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Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
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I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
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Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?
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Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
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This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
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So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
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It's expensive having an entourage.
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Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
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No sir, I do not require them.
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I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
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It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
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That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
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I'll never fly again.
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[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!