A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983
Mechanic 2

Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.

Clark

Yeah, well, we're from out of town. How much do I owe you?

Mechanic 1

How much you got?

Clark

No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.

Mechanic 1

I'm asking how much you got!

Clark

You're out of your mind. Look, I don't have time to fool around so how much is it?

Mechanic 1

[waving a wrench]

All of it, boy!

Clark

What does the sheriff think of your business practice?
[Mechanic 1 laughs and shows Clark his sheriff's badge]

In this scene

Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →
Mechanic 1 Mickey Jones

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