“I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just...” – Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

Cousin Eddie

I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?

Clark

You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

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Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Cousin Eddie Randy Quaid More Cousin Eddie quotes →

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