[The Griswold's are checking out of the Royal Imperior Windsor Arms Hotel in London]
Clark: Don't I have to sign this? I think the Pig in a Poke people will take care of it.
Hotel Desk Clerk: It doesn't include telephone bill.
[Upon hearing this, Audrey gets shocked and slinks away.]
Ellen: Oh, that's no problem. We just made a couple of local calls.
Hotel Desk Clerk: Okay, that'll be...(punches numbers in calculator) 253 American dollars.
Clark: There must be some mistake.
Ellen: How can that be?
Clark: (reads bill) Who the hell called Chicago?...........AUDREY!!
[cut to next scene with the family driving to Stonehenge. Audrey is crying.]
Ellen: Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.
Audrey: Yes, he did!
Ellen: Not really honey. He has nothing against Jack. He's not really going to cut off his balls. Aren't you Clark?...Clark?!
Clark: Okay, I won't.
Clark: Don't I have to sign this? I think the Pig in a Poke people will take care of it.
Hotel Desk Clerk: It doesn't include telephone bill.
[Upon hearing this, Audrey gets shocked and slinks away.]
Ellen: Oh, that's no problem. We just made a couple of local calls.
Hotel Desk Clerk: Okay, that'll be...(punches numbers in calculator) 253 American dollars.
Clark: There must be some mistake.
Ellen: How can that be?
Clark: (reads bill) Who the hell called Chicago?...........AUDREY!!
[cut to next scene with the family driving to Stonehenge. Audrey is crying.]
Ellen: Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.
Audrey: Yes, he did!
Ellen: Not really honey. He has nothing against Jack. He's not really going to cut off his balls. Aren't you Clark?...Clark?!
Clark: Okay, I won't.
[The Griswold's are checking out of the Royal Imperior Windsor Arms Hotel in London]
Clark : Don't I have to sign this? I think the Pig in a Poke people will take care of it.
Hotel Desk Clerk : It doesn't include telephone bill.
[Upon hearing this, Audrey gets shocked and slinks away.]
Ellen : Oh, that's no problem. We just made a couple of local calls.
Hotel Desk Clerk : Okay, that'll be...(punches numbers in calculator) 253 American dollars.
Clark : There must be some mistake.
Ellen : How can that be?
Clark : (reads bill) Who the hell called Chicago?...........AUDREY!!
[cut to next scene with the family driving to Stonehenge. Audrey is crying.]
Ellen : Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.
Audrey : Yes, he did!
Ellen : Not really honey. He has nothing against Jack. He's not really going to cut off his balls. Aren't you Clark?...Clark?!
Clark : Okay, I won't.
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