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[To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later.
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[While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.
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Anaconda Squeeze!
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Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun.
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Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. Amen.
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Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?
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Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!
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GET OFF ME!
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Get that corn outta my face!
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Hey! Take it eeeaasy!
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How did you get up here so fast?
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I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
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I don't believe in god, I believe in science
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I don't know why you always have to be judging me, just because I only believe in science.
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I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!