A character in Nacho Libre (2006)

Guillermo quotes from Nacho Libre (2006)

Richard Montoya
Played by Richard Montoya Nacho Libre (2006) · 61 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Nacho Libre (2006): in 3 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Ignacio/Nacho (2)

Scenes with Guillermo

3 scenes
Guillermo

What is this?

Leftovers. Enjoy.

Guillermo

There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?

Somebody stole them.

Guillermo

Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?

I was trying to...

Guillermo

You are useless, Ignacio!

Elderly Monk

Silence, brothers! [sighs in frustration] This is the worst lunch I ever had.

Guillermo

Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?

Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

[after his robe catches fire and reveals his stretchy pants]

Yes! It's true. I am Nacho, the luchador.

Monk

Who?

Maybe you have seen me on TV. [pause] NACHOOOOOOOOOO!

Elderly Monk

No! This is forbidden!

Guillermo

I knew it. He is not a man of God.

Guillermo

Orphans, smile and be happy, for God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts. Sisters, ladies, mountains of Guadalupe -- sister Encarnaciòn.

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