4th most-quoted character in Nacho Libre (2006): in 3 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Ignacio/Nacho (2)
Scenes with Guillermo
3 scenes
Guillermo What is this?
Guillermo There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Guillermo Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Guillermo You are useless, Ignacio!
EM Elderly Monk
Silence, brothers! [sighs in frustration] This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Guillermo Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
[after his robe catches fire and reveals his stretchy pants]
Yes! It's true. I am Nacho, the luchador.
Maybe you have seen me on TV. [pause] NACHOOOOOOOOOO!
EM Elderly Monk
No! This is forbidden!
Guillermo I knew it. He is not a man of God.
Guillermo Orphans, smile and be happy, for God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts. Sisters, ladies, mountains of Guadalupe -- sister Encarnaciòn.
Other characters in Nacho Libre