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Guillermo: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
Guillermo: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
Guillermo: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to...
Guillermo: You are useless, Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence, brothers! [sighs in frustration] This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Guillermo: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
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