I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world
Esqueleto Not anymore...I like them!
Played by Héctor Jiménez 
Nacho Libre (2006) · 61 quotes
Nacho Libre (2006) · 61 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Nacho Libre (2006): in 5 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Ignacio/Nacho (4)
Scenes with Esqueleto
5 scenes Esqueleto It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto How come?
How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto We never win because you are fat!
I'm a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto Because I never got around to it, okay?
Esqueleto [Nacho shrugs, picks up a bowl and walks to sink to fill bowl with water.]
I don't know why you always have to be judging me, because I only believe in science.
[walks over to Esqueleto with bowl filled with water doing Father, Son and Holy Spirit Sign.]
But tonight, we're going up against Satan's Cavemen and I thought it would be a good idea if you... [stands next to Esqueleto and pushes his head in the bowl which comes back up quickly] ...PRAISE THE LORD! Felicidades.
Esqueleto Oooh.
Lady
I forgive you. Come here, soldier.
Esqueleto How did you get up here so fast?
Lady
Shhh! Secret tunnels. Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. [whispers] I love you.
Esqueleto Huh?
Lady
I love you!
