A scene from My Cousin Vinny 1992
Vinny

[Stan thinks Vinny, his attorney, is a new cellmate intent on sodomizing him.]

Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' **** one way or the other.

Vinny

[Stan tries to get up]

Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.

Stan

Gee thanks.

Vinny

Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.

Stan

You think I should be grateful?

Vinny

Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your ****in' knees.

Stan

I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.

Vinny

I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little ****!

Stan

That's one hell of an ego you got.

Vinny

What the **** is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.

Stan

I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.

Vinny

That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.

Bill

[Wakes up Bill]

Vinny. Vinny bag'o donuts.

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