A scene from Miss Congeniality 2000
Cheryl "Rhode Island" Frasier

Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!

Eric Matthews

Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.

Gracie Hart

I would so love to hurt you right now.

Victor Melling

As long as you smile.

Victor Melling

What, no armored car?

Gracie Hart

That would be in my other dress.

Kathy Morningside

Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!

Stan Fields

I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.

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