Eric Matthews Just imagine that she's me and there's something you wanna know but I don't wanna talk about it. What would you do?
You want me to beat it out of her?
3rd most-quoted character in Miss Congeniality (2000): in 5 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Victor Melling (5), Gracie Hart (5)
Scenes with Eric Matthews
5 scenes Eric Matthews Eric Matthews You gotta admit, part of you is going to miss this.
I know I am going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. And I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts.
Eric Matthews Funny, so am I.
Eric Matthews All right, here are your new IDs. For pageant identity.
Gracie Lou Freebush?
Eric Matthews Yeah, remember, you like that name.
Yeah, well, my IQ just dropped ten points.
Eric Matthews so i was thinking, you know, when we get back to the city, after we write up our reports, and you get all ugly again, i dont know maby we could have dinner you know...
What do you mean? Like a date?
Eric Matthews No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!
you think i'm gorgeus, you wanna date me, love me and marry me!
Cheryl "Rhode Island" Frasier
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Eric Matthews Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
I would so love to hurt you right now.
As long as you smile.
What, no armored car?
That would be in my other dress.
Kathy Morningside
Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Stan Fields
I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.
