There it is. The Woodland Mansion. We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal, and get you guys home. Follow me! [They follow Steve to a planning table of sticks and stones representing a map] Check this out! Let's do this! Pay close attention to Papa Steve. The Woodland Mansion has three floors. The first floor is loaded with vindicators. Axe murderers, basically.

Why is the third floor on the first floor? I'm very confused.

I was trying to make three floors, but I didn't have time to make, like, a dollhouse. [Holds an Evoker figure] The second floor crawls with evokers. They wield powerful dark magic.

This is the worst model I've ever seen!

Henry

Garrett, stop talking! We're trying to figure out a plan.

Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for?

Henry

I just got mad at you!

Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? But I accidentally stole the orb while you were crafting. [Holds out the orb] We cool now?

Henry

You are literally the worst person in the entire world!

Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! Third floor houses the loot chamber. That's where the Earth Crystal is. [Holds an Enderman figure] But it's guarded by Endermen. Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. They'll fry your brains out!

Henry

Okay, well, I could build stairs to the second floor, sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal.

That's a great idea, Hank.

But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. You know what could work on these guys?

It sounds crazy.

Hit me.