Roxanne, I have to tell you this as a friend; I can see right down your blouse. I can see everything too.

Tripper, is there something seriously wrong with you?

Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.

Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing.

Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!