Meatballs (1979) · 35 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Meatballs (1979): in 3 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Tripper Harrison (3)
Roxanne, I have to tell you this as a friend; I can see right down your blouse. I can see everything too.
Roxanne Tripper, is there something seriously wrong with you?
Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.
Roxanne Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing.
Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!
Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?
Roxanne Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
OK, we're even. 3 years of this. I don't think I have many lines left. Frankly, Roxanne, I'm frightened.
Roxanne Oh, no. Don't go human on me now, Tripper.
Well, I'm trying.
Roxanne So keep trying.
Roxanne Where would I stay?
My place, what do you think?
Roxanne Is it big enough?
It's got a double bed. What's the matter with you, haven't you ever lived with anybody before?
Roxanne No. Have you?
Pets, you know, a dog, a fish. No, I haven't. I've never asked anybody before.
[They kiss]
