Mean Girls quotes

View Quote Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!

View Quote Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.

View Quote That is so fetch!

View Quote Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.

View Quote Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.

View Quote [To Karen] Regina says nobody likes you because you're such a slut!

View Quote YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

View Quote I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

View Quote This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

View Quote Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

View Quote It's been two weeks, and all we've done is make her face smell like a foot.

View Quote And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

View Quote There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it

View Quote Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

View Quote [to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. [to Regina] God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!