“Do you people take checks?” – Charlie Baileygates, Me, Myself & Irene ... Movie Quotes Database

Charlie Baileygates

Do you people take checks?

Limo Driver

Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?

Charlie Baileygates

No, no, no, no, God, no! Your company.

Limo Driver

Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur!
Charlie Baileygates: I never said anything remotely racist!
Limo Driver: Oooh, so it's the little people thing, than?
Charlie Baileygates: No!
Limo Driver: You think just coz I'm small you can just push me around? Well, come on my friend. Let's boogie! I'm gonna give a little lesson in low center of gravity! [Limo Driver starts whipping Charlie with nunchucks]
Charlie Baileygates: Hey, cut it! Stop it now, Sir!
Limo Driver: Don't patronize me with that 'Sir' crap!

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