Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?
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Irene P. Waters I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
Hank Evans Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side. [Shrugs] I was horny.
Lee Harvey Is your old lady happy?
Lieutenant Gerke Is my old lady happy?
Lee Harvey Yeah, because if your ****in' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.
Hank Evans So, what's your tale, Mother Goose? Where ya from?
Irene P. Waters Oh, all over.
Hank Evans Omnipresence. I like that in a woman.
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