Whoa, boss! You OK?
Better than ever, you idiot.
What do we do with Ipkiss?
The police are looking for The Mask. So we'll give them The Mask. (He laughs evilly)
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Jim Carrey · 37 quotes
Dorian Tyrell
9 quotes
Kellaway
Peter Riegert · 4 quotes
Charlie Schumaker
Richard Jeni · 3 quotes
Eddie
3 quotes
Peggy Brandt
Amy Yasbeck · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask & Dorian Tyrell (3), Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask & Kellaway (3), Dorian Tyrell & Eddie (3)
The Mask quotes
Page 2 of 4[Kellaway and Doyle attempt a 2nd arrest on Stanley; bumps into Mayor Tilton]
Watch it, chunky! [Realizes] Mayor Tilton, I'm so....
Mayor Tilton What the hell's going on, Kellaway?
That guy is the Mask.
Mayor Tilton No, Dorian Tyrell was the Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. This young man just saved our lives.
With a little help from his friends.
Doyle [The Mask is being searched by the police]
Really big sunglasses...
Park Policeman
Bike horn...
Doyle Small mouth bass...
Park Policeman
Bowling pin...
Doyle [yelps in pain]
Mouse trap...
Park Policeman
Rubber chicken...
A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle [squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]
Mmmm, I don't know... funny eyeball glasses?
I've never seen those before in my life.
Park Policeman
Bazooka?
I have a permit for that.
Doyle Picture of Kellaway's wife...
What?!
Uh oh...
Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!!!
[Kellaway screams angrily; The Mask rapidly slaps the sides of his and his partner's faces.]
That's gotta hurt! [makes weird sound then whizzes off.]
GET HIM! [discovers he's now handcuffed to Doyle.] Doyle?
It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!
Sssomebody stop me!
THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!
[acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs]
Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! [Pause] MOVE IT! [the thugs approach him] For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. [makes a giraffe-shaped balloon] We have a giraffe. [Offers it to a thug] There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now...[pulls out what appears to be a used condom] Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. [makes a poodle-shaped balloon] A French poodle. [Rips it apart before the thug can take it] Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite. [makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a rather rubbery submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs] A Tommy gun!! [as the thugs run away. the Mask shoots at them while laughing manically]
[After being kicked in the groin by Tina; in a high-pitched voice]
She is so coy. [normal voice] I LOVE IT!
[After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen]
Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.
[In a French accent]
Hello, cheri. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? [normal voice] I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! HA HA HAA!
After being flattened onto the road
After defeating Dorian, with an Eddie G. Robinson voice
Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!