The Mask quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Hold onto your lugnuts — it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!

View Quote I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!

View Quote I'm sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't afford to lose my condo. You know how hard it is to afford an apartment in this city.

View Quote Ice this dead meat!

View Quote In a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry voice

View Quote In an Italian accent, using a line from an Alka-Seltzer advertisement, after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening.

View Quote Let's rock this joint!

View Quote Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!

View Quote Officers, arrest those men! ...I always wanted to say that.

View Quote Thank ya very much!

View Quote This guy's incorrigible.

View Quote This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first...

View Quote Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop.

View Quote You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?