Scenes with Kellaway
4 scenes
D Doyle
[The Mask is being searched by the police]
Really big sunglasses...
PP Park Policeman
Bike horn...
D Doyle
Small mouth bass...
PP Park Policeman
Bowling pin...
D Doyle
[yelps in pain]
Mouse trap...
PP Park Policeman
Rubber chicken...
A little to the left... that's it.
D Doyle
[squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]
Mmmm, I don't know... funny eyeball glasses?
I've never seen those before in my life.
PP Park Policeman
Bazooka?
I have a permit for that.
D Doyle
Picture of Kellaway's wife...
Kellaway What?!
Kellaway [snatches the photo from Doyle]
MARGARET! YOU SON OF A...!
Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!!!
[Kellaway screams angrily; The Mask rapidly slaps the sides of his and his partner's faces.]
That's gotta hurt! [makes weird sound then whizzes off.]
Kellaway GET HIM! [discovers he's now handcuffed to Doyle.] Doyle?
D Doyle
Aw, come on, Lieutenant. It's not all your fault. Something would turn up.
Kellaway Sure, Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap. [falls when Stanley falls on him, then tears the tape off Stanley's mouth]
Kellaway Ipkiss!
Wait, I can explain everything!
Kellaway Oh, yeah? You can explain everything? [finds a green rubber mask] Explain this.
Kellaway Get him up!
Kellaway Freeze! [The Mask literally freezes] Put your hands up!
[with teeth clenched]
But you told me to freeze!
Kellaway All right, all right, un-freeze. [The Mask defrosts and falls to the ground] You're under arrest.
[Desperate voice]
No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! [gets up, in normal voice] All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, glad I tell ya! [begs on the ground] What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? What are they gonna do?!
Kellaway [slaps handcuffs on The Mask]
Sorry, son, that's not my department. Search him! [The Mask is pulled up and his [endless] pockets are searched]
Ow! Where's a camcorder when ya need one? [snorty laugh]
Kellaway [Kellaway and Doyle attempt a 2nd arrest on Stanley; bumps into Mayor Tilton]
Watch it, chunky! [Realizes] Mayor Tilton, I'm so....
MT Mayor Tilton
What the hell's going on, Kellaway?
Kellaway That guy is the Mask.
MT Mayor Tilton
No, Dorian Tyrell was the Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. This young man just saved our lives.
With a little help from his friends.
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