Freeze! [The Mask literally freezes] Put your hands up!

[with teeth clenched]

But you told me to freeze!

All right, all right, un-freeze. [The Mask defrosts and falls to the ground] You're under arrest.

[Desperate voice]

No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! [gets up, in normal voice] All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, glad I tell ya! [begs on the ground] What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? What are they gonna do?!

[slaps handcuffs on The Mask]

Sorry, son, that's not my department. Search him! [The Mask is pulled up and his [endless] pockets are searched]

Ow! Where's a camcorder when ya need one? [snorty laugh]