Painless If a man isn't a man anymore... what's he got left that he should be living for?
Played by John Schuck 
MASH (1970) · 47 quotes
MASH (1970) · 47 quotes
6th most-quoted character in MASH (1970): in 3 of its 47 quotes
A line from PainlessI'm a fairy. A victim of latent homosexuality. I've turned into a fairy.
More lines from Painless
2 quotes Painless Painless [During football game]
All right bud, your **** head is coming right off!
