Milton Rockwell quotes from Marty Supreme (2025)

View Quote I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy.

View Quote Kay Stone: [calling her from his room] Hello?
Marty Mauser: Kay?
Kay Stone: Speaking.
Marty Mauser: Hey, it’s Marty Mauser. I’m in the Royal Suite. I saw you in the lobby yesterday.
Kay Stone: Okay.
Marty Mauser: Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed. [Kay scoffs]
Kay Stone: I don’t recall.
Marty Mauser: Well, I’m a huge admirer.
Kay Stone: Okay. Can I help you with something?
Marty Mauser: Maybe. I just ordered one of everything off the room service menu. There’s no way I’ll be able to eat it all alone.
Kay Stone: Ah. So you’d like me to come up to your room?
Marty Mauser: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Kay Stone: Perhaps I should send my husband instead.
Marty Mauser: Sure. He can come up here, and I’ll come down to you.
Kay Stone: Wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye.
Marty Mauser: Wait. I wanna keep talking.
Kay Stone: [scoffs] Why is that?
Marty Mauser: Because I’ve never talked to an actual movie star.
Kay Stone: Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would be.
Marty Mauser: You know, I’m something of a performer too.
Kay Stone: Are you?
Marty Mauser: Yeah. You don’t believe me?
Kay Stone: I... [stammers]
Marty Mauser: You... What? What?
Kay Stone: You’re a performer?
Marty Mauser: Yeah, I’m a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you?
Kay Stone: Uh, I do have it, yes.
Marty Mauser: Okay. Well, turn to page 12.
Kay Stone: [sighs] Uh... Page 12. Okay. What am I looking at here?
Marty Mauser: Down the middle, in the center. Uh.
Kay Stone: This is you?
Marty Mauser: Yeah, “the chosen one.” It’s a nice picture, right?
Kay Stone: Ping pong?
Marty Mauser: I play table tennis. I’m here competing in the British Open.
Kay Stone: How old are you?
Marty Mauser: I’m 23.
Kay Stone: Twenty three. Yeah. I bet you can’t name one film I’ve done.
Marty Mauser: What makes you say that?
Kay Stone: Because I stopped acting before you were born.
Marty Mauser: Really? That’s really interesting. Mmhmm.
Milton Rockwell: Kay, did you use my razor to shave your legs? It’s dull. I’ve cut myself.
Kay Stone: No.
Marty Mauser: Who’s that? Your husband?
Milton Rockwell: I guess someone must’ve snuck in and chopped wood with it.
Kay Stone: I’m on the phone.
Marty Mauser: Holy shit. With whom?
Kay Stone: Debbie.
Milton Rockwell: Debbie.
Marty Mauser: Debbie?
Milton Rockwell: Tell her to get a life.
Marty Mauser: Is he gone?
Kay Stone: Mmhmm.
Marty Mauser: Okay. So, why’d you stop acting? Let’s talk about that.
Kay Stone: You know, I really have to go.
Marty Mauser: You must miss it, don’t you? Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow.
Kay Stone: I... I can’t.
Marty Mauser: Come on. You can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in the world.
Kay Stone: I’m not available.
Marty Mauser: Oh, yeah? What you got going on?
Kay Stone: Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband.
Marty Mauser: Oh, okay. What’s he promoting?
Kay Stone: Pens.
Marty Mauser: [laughs] Pens? Are you serious? Pens. Like, writing pens?
Kay Stone: Yes.
Marty Mauser: What, like, he’s a pen salesman? How can you afford the suite you’re in?
Kay Stone: He owns Rockwell Ink.
Marty Mauser: Oh. Okay. Well... Yes. I know Rockwell Ink.
Kay Stone: I’m sure you do.
Marty Mauser: [chuckles] Okay. Well, what’s the event?
Kay Stone: He’s hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchards.
Marty Mauser: Ooh. That sounds really boring.
Kay Stone: Okay. [hangs up and Marty calls again] Oh, for God’s sake. [answers] What is it? [sighs]
Marty Mauser: Don’t hang up. Just one question. Does your room face the street or the courtyard?
Kay Stone: I don’t know.
Marty Mauser: Just answer the question. Is it facing the street or the courtyard?
Kay Stone: The courtyard.
Marty Mauser: Okay. I need you to go to the window. What floor are you on?
Kay Stone: I’m on the third floor, I believe.
Marty Mauser: Third floor. Okay, perfect. Look across the street. You see the open window with a bowl of fruit on the table?
Kay Stone: I do.
Marty Mauser: Here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna make an apple appear in that bowl. And if I do, you’re gonna blow off your little rendezvous and come watch me play.
Kay Stone: No, no, no. I’m not agreeing to anything, no.
Marty Mauser: You don’t have to agree to anything. I’m gonna do it anyway. Okay? One... two... three. [Marty throws an apple knocking other fruit out of bowl] I’ll leave a ticket for you at the box office. [Marty hangs up]

View Quote Milton Rockwell: Ah Marty, gimme the paddle. Ok, so here's what I want you to do. I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
Marty Mauser: For real?
Milton Rockwell: You've been a really a bad boy and now you're going to get a spanking.
Marty Mauser: Oh come on.
Milton Rockwell: You want to get to Japan, don't you?
Marty Mauser: Yes, but...
Milton Rockwell: Well, that's what it's going to take.
Marty Mauser: So to be clear, you're going to bring me to Japan and then compensate me.
Milton Rockwell: Correct. We leave from Laguardia at 8am.
Marty Mauser: Uh, do I need a ticket?
Milton Rockwell: It's my plane.
Marty Mauser: And how do I know you're going to honor this?
Milton Rockwell: You don't. I'm not trying to control you Marty, but I don't think you understand the stakes. You have no power here.