Ah Marty, gimme the paddle. Ok, so here's what I want you to do. I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
For real?
You've been a really a bad boy and now you're going to get a spanking.
Oh come on.
You want to get to Japan, don't you?
Yes, but...
Well, that's what it's going to take.
So to be clear, you're going to bring me to Japan and then compensate me.
Correct. We leave from Laguardia at 8am.
Uh, do I need a ticket?
It's my plane.
And how do I know you're going to honor this?
You don't. I'm not trying to control you Marty, but I don't think you understand the stakes. You have no power here.

