Dr. Hfuhruhurr
[After Dolores finally consummates her marriage to Dr. Hfuhruhurr…]
I never knew it could be like that! [sighs] So… so… professional!
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[Grabbing an expensive vase during a marital spat]
Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite! [He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.] Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!
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[A recurring scene in the operating room…]
Metzenbaum scissors!
Nurse
Metzenbaum scissors!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
[A cat meows.]
Get that cat out of here!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
[Dr. Brandon is arguing with Dr. Hfuhruhurr about his performing the operation on Dolores.]
But there's only one other person I'd trust to perform this operation — Beckerman!
Dr. Brandon
Well Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe! You know that!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Exactly! Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence!
Dr. Necessiter
Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it!
Anne Uumellmahaye
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr is rowing with Anne's enjarred brain, complete with sunhat and sunglasses, along an idyllic creek.]
I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar anywhere who's as happy as I am! Oh, Michael, you do so much for me, and I do nothing for you!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Are you out of your head? [pauses] Sorry, I forgot.
Anne Uumellmahaye
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr removes Anne's brain from the oven Dolores tried to bake her in. He tries to cool her off in the sink.]
I… I think I'm alright.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Count to ten!
Anne Uumellmahaye
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… [pause] 10.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr turns to Dolores in a rage.]
You! You cooked her nines!
Inspector
[As the police try to stop the experiment…]
You are playing God!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
SOMEBODY has to!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr is arguing with Delores.] [Exasperated]
Dolores, I am making a citizen's divorce.
Dolores
[laughing]
What?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!
