A scene from Madagascar 2005

[In the beginning, the island of Madagascar appears in a zebra's daydream. A zebra he named Marty yells like Tarzan and jumps out of the vine after swinging on it. The choir penguins in their black bowties sing Born Free by John Barry, and they fly. He runs and jumps to the water in slow motion. A lion he named Alex appears, sneaking towards the zebra as if almost in the middle of a dream; he jumps up, snapping him out of his dream, and the music stops.]

Alex

[first lines]

Surprise!

Marty

[screams, slips from treadmill, tumbles and hits into a fence]

Alex! Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming! When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.

Alex

Come on, Marty. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday!

Marty

[chuckles]

Hey, man, thanks!

Alex

[expresses pain on the right side of his jaw]

Oh! Ah! Oh! Hey, um... I got s – I got something stuck in my teeth. It's driving me crazy! Can you help me out here? Please?

Marty

Ah! You came to the right place, my friend. Doctor Marty, D.D.S., is in the house! Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may. [Alex opens the mouth but can't see anything because it's dark] I don't see anything.

Alex

[muffled]

It's on the left.

Marty

Ow!

Alex

[muffled]

Oh, sorry.

Marty

OK, just don't talk with your mouth full. [Alex nods] Aha! Right here. What the heck is this doing in there?

Alex

Happy birthday!

Marty

Aww! Hey, thanks, man! You put it in behind the tooth. You all right?

Alex

These aren't even on the shelf yet. Here! Check it out. Check it out! Look at that. Ooh! Look at that! Ooh!

Marty

Look at that. It's snowing.

Alex

10 years old, huh? A decade. Double digits. The big 1-O! You don't like it?

Marty

No, no, it's great!

Alex

You hate it. Ugh! I should've gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That's the one. That's the big seller.

Marty

No, no! No. The present's great, really. It's just that another year's come and gone, and I'm still doing the same old thing. "Stand over here. Trot over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here."

Alex

I see your problem.

Marty

Maybe I should go to law school.

Alex

You just need to break out of that boring routine.

Marty

How?

Alex

Throw out the old act. Get out there! Who knows what you're gonna do? Make it up as you go along. Ad-lib, improvise, on the fly. Boom, boom, boom!

Marty

Really?

Alex

You know, make it fresh.

Marty

Fresh, huh? OK. I could do fresh.

Alex

Works for me.

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