Alberto Scorfano
Rules are for rule people.
2nd most-quoted character in Luca (2021): in 8 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Luca Paguro (4)
Everything good is above the surface.
More lines from Alberto Scorfano
3 quotes
Alberto Scorfano
You just sit on it, and it takes you wherever you want to go. In the whole stinkin' world!
Alberto Scorfano
You and me? We can do anything.
Scenes with Alberto Scorfano
4 scenes
Alberto
[The scene transitions. Luca with Alberto watches into a wall.]
This will be a breeze. Just don’t get wet. [He starts to his march past]
Uh…
[Luca strides to follow him he stares at two fishermen were walking]
Actually, this town seems a little crowded.
Alberto
Hey! Silenzio, bruno. What’s wrong with you, stupido?
Fisherman #1
Huh?
Fisherman #2
[scoffs]
Huh! It worked.
Alberto
See? You just gotta follow my lead. [As he marches again]
Alberto
[over his growing jealousy of Luca spending more time with Giulia and Luca possibly going to school with her]
Uh, Giulia, your school, does it take all kinds of people? I mean, what if some of them were not human?
Alberto…
Alberto
What if some were-- Oh, I don’t know, sea monsters?
Sea monsters?
Alberto
I doubt your school would even accept sea monsters, right?
Alberto
Yeah, I know. It’s kinda hard to imagine. So, let me just show you! [dives in the water]
No!
Giulia, wait!
We don’t have time to goof around. Huh? AAAAHH! :[Alberto, now in sea monster form, rises out of the water, looking silhouetted with the sunset in a crouched, intimidating position; whimpers in fear] Help! Don’t hurt us!
Alberto
See? I knew this would...
[at the island; asks what the markings on the wall mean]
Alberto? What are those marks on the wall? Tell me what they mean.
Alberto
[sighs]
I started when my dad left.
You were living here alone for that many days?
Alberto
[sniffles]
I just stopped counting after a while. He said I was old enough to be on my own. I just thought that… [sighs] …maybe he’d change his mind. Honestly, though, I get it. He’s better off without me. You are, too.
That’s not true.
Alberto
Yes, it is. You’re not like me. You’re the good kid. [begins to cry] And I’m just the kid that ruins everything.
Silenzio, bruno. That’s just the dumb voice in your head. You taught me that. And getting a Vespa? Seeing the world…
Alberto
JUST LET IT GO! OKAY?! Look, you and I should have never been friends in the first place!
Don’t say that. Alberto?
Alberto
GET OUTTA HERE (NOW!) I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN!
Okay, I’ll go. I’ll go win the race.
Alberto
What?
Yeah. Yeah! And then the Vespa will be ours! And we’ll ride away together!
Alberto
Luca, that’s crazy.
Well, maybe I’m crazy. TAKE ME GRAVITY!!!! [jumps off the tower]
Alberto
Luca! But what are you doing?!
I’m okay. I’ll be back tomorrow. I’m gonna fix this!
I can't do it without you.
Alberto
But you're never without me. The next time that you jump off the cliff, or tell bruno to quit bothering you, that's me.
But how am I going to know you're okay?
Alberto
[hugs him]
You got me off the island, Luca. I'm okay.