Fish out of the barn! Fish out of the barn! No, no, no! Mom's gonna kill me!
More lines from Luca Paguro
4 quotesSilenzo, bruno!
I never go anywhere, I just dream about it.
Vespa is freedom.
Scenes with Luca Paguro
5 scenesLuca! Where have you been?
Uh…. [thinking] Don’t say surface. Don’t say surface. Surface. [covers his mouth with his hands]
What did you just say?!
What's wrong with your foot?
Luca. [Luca stops his nightmare] Gonna tell us where you were?
Uh….
It’s my fault. I sent him to look for sea cucumbers.
Right. Sorry, Grandma, I couldn’t find them.
Mom, his life is maybe a little more important than your snacks.
Thank you.
This will be a breeze. Just don’t get wet. [He starts to his march past]
Uh…
Actually, this town seems a little crowded.
Hey! Silenzio, bruno. What’s wrong with you, stupido?
Huh?
Huh! It worked.
See? You just gotta follow my lead. [As he marches again]
Uh, Giulia, your school, does it take all kinds of people? I mean, what if some of them were not human?
Alberto…
What if some were-- Oh, I don’t know, sea monsters?
Sea monsters?
I doubt your school would even accept sea monsters, right?
Ah, that’s a weird joke, Alberto.
Yeah, I know. It’s kinda hard to imagine. So, let me just show you! [dives in the water]
No!
Come on.
Giulia, wait!
We don’t have time to goof around. Huh? AAAAHH! :[Alberto, now in sea monster form, rises out of the water, looking silhouetted with the sunset in a crouched, intimidating position; whimpers in fear] Help! Don’t hurt us!
See? I knew this would...
SEA MONSTER! [Alberto gasps with a heartbroken and betrayed expression]
Alberto? What are those marks on the wall? Tell me what they mean.
I started when my dad left.
You were living here alone for that many days?
I just stopped counting after a while. He said I was old enough to be on my own. I just thought that… [sighs] …maybe he’d change his mind. Honestly, though, I get it. He’s better off without me. You are, too.
That’s not true.
Yes, it is. You’re not like me. You’re the good kid. [begins to cry] And I’m just the kid that ruins everything.
Silenzio, bruno. That’s just the dumb voice in your head. You taught me that. And getting a Vespa? Seeing the world…
JUST LET IT GO! OKAY?! Look, you and I should have never been friends in the first place!
Don’t say that. Alberto?
GET OUTTA HERE (NOW!) I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN!
Okay, I’ll go. I’ll go win the race.
What?
Yeah. Yeah! And then the Vespa will be ours! And we’ll ride away together!
Luca, that’s crazy.
Well, maybe I’m crazy. TAKE ME GRAVITY!!!! [jumps off the tower]
Luca! But what are you doing?!
I’m okay. I’ll be back tomorrow. I’m gonna fix this!
I can't do it without you.
But you're never without me. The next time that you jump off the cliff, or tell bruno to quit bothering you, that's me.
But how am I going to know you're okay?
You got me off the island, Luca. I'm okay.
