[over his growing jealousy of Luca spending more time with Giulia and Luca possibly going to school with her]
Uh, Giulia, your school, does it take all kinds of people? I mean, what if some of them were not human?
Alberto…
What if some were-- Oh, I don’t know, sea monsters?
Sea monsters?
I doubt your school would even accept sea monsters, right?
Yeah, I know. It’s kinda hard to imagine. So, let me just show you! [dives in the water]
No!
Giulia, wait!
We don’t have time to goof around. Huh? AAAAHH! :[Alberto, now in sea monster form, rises out of the water, looking silhouetted with the sunset in a crouched, intimidating position; whimpers in fear] Help! Don’t hurt us!
See? I knew this would...