The Lost Boys quotes

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View Quote Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?

View Quote What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

View Quote [Sam shoots an arrow at Dwayne, and misses.]
Dwayne: You missed, sucker.
Sam: Only once, pal.
[Sam shoots again, pinning Dwayne against the stereo]
Sam: Death by stereo!

View Quote What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV...do you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.

View Quote Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!

View Quote Does the sunlight freak him out?

View Quote Michael: [about Grandpa] Looks like he's dead!
Lucy: No, he's just a deep sleeper.
Sam: If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
Grandpa: Playin' dead. And from what I heard, doin' a damn good job of it, too.

View Quote We don't ride with vampires.

View Quote Vampires have such rotten tempers.

View Quote Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.

View Quote Now you know what we are. And now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael. And you'll never die. But you must feed.

View Quote Drink this Michael. Become one of us.

View Quote Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.

View Quote Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!

View Quote Sam: Got a problem, guys?
Edgar: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Sam: Pretty cool, huh?
Alan: For a fashion victim.