Alan Frog Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.
Played by Jamison Newlander 
The Lost Boys (1987) · 69 quotes
The Lost Boys (1987) · 69 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Lost Boys (1987): in 24 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Edgar Frog (9), Sam Emerson (5)
Alright S***o
More lines from Alan Frog
14 quotes Alan Frog Alan Frog Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Alan Frog We don't ride with vampires.
Alan Frog Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?
Alan Frog There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.
Alan Frog Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!
Alan Frog We blew it, man, we lost it!
Alan Frog We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
Alan Frog Holy shit, Vampire Hotel.
Alan Frog Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
Alan Frog Does the sunlight freak him out?
Alan Frog He's a vampire all right.
Alan Frog For a fashion victim.
Alan Frog Holy smoke, Vampire Hotel.
Scenes with Alan Frog
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Got a problem, guys?
Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Pretty cool, huh?
Alan For a fashion victim.
Read this.
I told you I don't like horror comics.
Alan Think of it more as a survival manual. There's our number on the back and pray you never need to call us.
I'll pray I never need to call you. Sure.
You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
Yeah, all day.
Alan Does the sunlight freak him out?
Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
Bad breath, long fingernails?
Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath though.
Alan He's a vampire all right.
All right, here's what you do, get your self a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
I can't do that, he's my brother.
Alan Okay, we'll come over and do it for you.
No!
You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
We've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in town for a long time.
Alan Santa Carla has become a haven for the undead.
As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high position at City Hall.
Alan Kill your brother, you'll feel better!
Where's Nosferatu?
Who?
The Prince of Darkness.
Alan The night crawler. The bloodsucker. El Vampiro.
Mike! They're here.
Alan We blew it, man! We lost it!
Shut up!
Alan We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
It's not our fault. They pulled a mind-scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!
We trashed the one who looks like Twisted Sister!
Alan Totally anniliated his night-stalking ass!
Death to all vampires! Maximum body count. We are awesome monster bashers!
Alan The meanest!
The baddest!
We've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in town for a long time.
Alan Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at City Hall.
Alan Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
Look, guys, my brother's not a bloodsucker. Look, it says here that if you kill the head vampire, all half-vampires will return to normal. Guys, if my brother's a vampire, believe me, he's only half.
Does he know who the head vampire is?
No, I don't think so.
Then you'll have to kill him. And if you don't, then we will.
It all started when my mom went to work at Max's video store. Max never comes in till after it's dark. The dog who chased my mom this morning was his. And listen to this: "Vampires require a daytime protector, a guardian, to watch over them as they sleep. Fierce dogs, the Hounds of Hell, are often employed for this purpose."
No kidding.
Yeah? Well, what happens if my mom is dating the head vampire? You guys could nail him and save Santa Carla. "Truth, Justice, the American way" triumphs. Thanks to you two.
We'll check out Max.
