Edgar Frog Holy shit, vampire hotel.
3rd most-quoted character in The Lost Boys (1987): in 22 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Emerson (11), Alan Frog (9), Michael (2)
I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them.
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Edgar Frog [to Alan]
How much you think we should charge out of this?
Scenes with Edgar Frog
17 scenes
Got a problem, guys?
Edgar Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Pretty cool, huh?
For a fashion victim.
Edgar Where the hell are you from? Krypton?
Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moved...here.
Edgar You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something. You don't know shit buddy. You think we just work in a comic bookstore for our folks, huh?
Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
Edgar This is just our cover. We are dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for Truth, Justice, and the American way.
Edgar Read this.
I told you I don't like horror comics.
Think of it more as a survival manual. There's our number on the back and pray you never need to call us.
I'll pray I never need to call you. Sure.
Edgar You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
Yeah, all day.
Does the sunlight freak him out?
Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
Edgar Bad breath, long fingernails?
Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath though.
He's a vampire all right.
Edgar All right, here's what you do, get your self a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
I can't do that, he's my brother.
Okay, we'll come over and do it for you.
No!
Edgar You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
Edgar We've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in town for a long time.
Santa Carla has become a haven for the undead.
Edgar As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high position at City Hall.
Kill your brother, you'll feel better!
Edgar Where's Nosferatu?
Who?
Edgar The Prince of Darkness.
The night crawler. The bloodsucker. El Vampiro.
Mike! They're here.
If something happens down there, I won't have the strength to protect you.
This time I'll protect you. Even though you're a vampire, You're still my brother.
Edgar If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
Chill out, Edgar.
Edgar Yeah, come on!
Where did you say you met these guys?
Edgar We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together, like bullets and guns. Come on!
What's that smell?
Edgar Vampires, my friend. Vampires.
We blew it, man! We lost it!
Edgar Shut up!
We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
Edgar It's not our fault. They pulled a mind-scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!
Edgar We trashed the one who looks like Twisted Sister!
Totally anniliated his night-stalking ass!
Edgar Death to all vampires! Maximum body count. We are awesome monster bashers!
The meanest!
Edgar The baddest!
Max Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
Edgar Of course. Everyone knows that.
Max It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big happy family. Your boys. And my boys.
Edgar Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.
Edgar We've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in town for a long time.
Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
Edgar As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at City Hall.
Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
Look, guys, my brother's not a bloodsucker. Look, it says here that if you kill the head vampire, all half-vampires will return to normal. Guys, if my brother's a vampire, believe me, he's only half.
Edgar Does he know who the head vampire is?
No, I don't think so.
Edgar Then you'll have to kill him. And if you don't, then we will.
It all started when my mom went to work at Max's video store. Max never comes in till after it's dark. The dog who chased my mom this morning was his. And listen to this: "Vampires require a daytime protector, a guardian, to watch over them as they sleep. Fierce dogs, the Hounds of Hell, are often employed for this purpose."
Edgar No kidding.
Yeah? Well, what happens if my mom is dating the head vampire? You guys could nail him and save Santa Carla. "Truth, Justice, the American way" triumphs. Thanks to you two.
Edgar We'll check out Max.
I don't want you going down there, Sam.
Well, I'm going, whether you want me to or not.
Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam; these guys are brutal killers.
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what? So are the Frog Brothers! Look, who would you rather go down there with you, them or me? It's up to you.
If something happens down there, I'm not gonna have the strength to protect you.
Well, this time, I'll protect you, buddy. Even though you're a vampire, you're still my brother.
Edgar Listen! Just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, then I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it, and that is something you do not want!
Chill out, Edgar.
Edgar Yeah, come on!
Where did you say you met these guys?
Paul You're mine! You killed Marko!!
Edgar Yeah, and you're next!
Paul No, you're next!
